Saturday, March 28, 2015

Cases Where Your Bad Luck Ruins Your Sunday - Maggcom

10 Cases Where Your Bad Luck Ruins Your Sunday




Welcome To The Maggcom Rejuvenation Centre. If you want to have a Happy Sunday then wake up in the morning at 4, take bath in ice cold water, chant the mantra, “Sunday is a Funday.” for 108 times and Voila! You will have a happy-happy enlightened Sunday (God, so practical thoughts!).

But sometimes apka bad luck itna kharab hota hai that even if you are fully pumped up to have a happy-happy Sunday, something or the other always ends up ruining your Sunday.

1. Waking up to the blissful Sunday morning only to realize your monstrous, cold hearted boss has ordered you to come on Sunday to work (Zaalim kahin ka).



2. Waking up to the blissful Sunday morning only to realize it’s………. (hold your heart)…….. Monday. (Nahiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!! Ye din dikhane se pehle mujhe utha kyu nahi liya bhagwan)



3. Waking up to the blissful Sunday morning only to realize your ma has plans to take you to grocery and home shopping with her. (Kyu, ma, kyuuuuuu?)



4. Waking up to the blissful Sunday morning only to realize there’s no (and will not be for the whole day) electricity because the municipality corporation is changing the transformer in your area. (Hand me the gun, please…..dhishkyaaaoon.)



5. Waking up to the blissful Sunday morning only to realize your Pammi aunty, along with her husband and her four children, has come to spend her Sunday with you and (adding cherry to the cake) you have to be so sweet to them that you might end up having diabetes. (Bas, ab aur saha nahi jata. )



6. Waking up to the blissful Sunday morning only to realize that it’s Monday midnight now, coz you have out slept the whole Sunday. (Bhagwan, kyu meri saari khushiyan cheen rahe ho mujhse.)



7. Waking up to the blissful Sunday morning only to realize none of your friends are free for any of your happy-happy Sunday plans and you are left all alone in this bereham duniya (Please, God, play the song tanhaiiiiiiii in the background of my life).



8. Waking up to the blissful Sunday morning only to realize your girlfriend has plans for a romantic (so romantic that it makes you gag to death) chick-flick when you had plans for Prison Break. (Ouch! Love hurts)



9. Waking up to the blissful Sunday morning only to realize your boyfriend is having plans to watch some over-the-top-totally-unrealistic action movie when you had plans for Friends. (What? I can’t be biased to my own race. Don’t forget, I am a woman too).



10. Waking up to the blissful Sunday morning only to realize, you have exams the next day. (Sunday kharab karne walo, janta maaf nahi karegi!)



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