SIGNS THAT YOU’RE HAPPY AND CONTENT BEING FAT
YOU DON’T REGRET EATING ALL THOSE CALORIES
You’re a firm believer of Live Each Day As It Comes and hence, every time you spot a Dunkin or Burger King outlet you step in and step out guilt-free. Such good food isn’t made to just ogle at and hence you always do justice to whatever it is you order.
YOU WALK INTO THE PLUS SIZE STORE HEAD HELD HIGH.
Yes, I’m fat. And no, it’s none of your damn business if I am. I probably have better stamina than you so off with those smirks and glances. Oh, and especially to the aunties who look at you and point at your fat thighs or stomach and make a face. Aunty ji, you do not possess a Shakira like figure either so please remember I can roll my eyes at you too.
YOU TAKE ALL THE JOKES AT YOUR WEIGHT’S EXPENSE IN GOOD HUMOR .
Even though some of them are so rude to the point of you probably wishing you accidentally step on the joke-maker, you always put up a smile and laugh with your friends because you know they’re just having fun and all of them love you they way you are.
YOU BELIEVE IN THE ‘THERE’S MORE OF ME TO LOVE’ PHILOSOPHY.
True that. What is the point of being like a bamboo stick? You want to look like a woman, not like the anatomy of the human skeleton! Also, everybody needs that tummy fat to rock the Indian saree because otherwise it might just slip slip away. We inherited those curves and we’re proud of ‘em.
YOU DON’T REACT WHEN PEOPLE TELL YOU TO LOSE WEIGHT.
Because you know that Log toh kahenge but you love yourself the way you are and hence even if that distant cousin comes up to you at a wedding and tells you how to reduce weight, you smile politely and in your mind you’re like, ‘Thank you for advice I didn’t ask for, now you may scoot off’.
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