Thursday, February 19, 2015

This one is exclusively for Chain Smokers - Maggcom

15 THINGS YOU CAN INSTANTLY RELATE TO IF YOU’RE A SMOKER



Smoking kills! Not just you but it equally harms people around you. Well, I know this shouldn’t have been the sentence to start with but such are the hard truths of life that we all have to accept. So, just as the name goes if you’ve been one of the smoker in your gang or one who cannot quit smoking despite of trying million times, here are 15 things you will definitely agree with.


THE MORNING SUTTA WITH CHAI IS A MUST EVEN IF THERE’S NO PARLE-G.




ANY BREAK BETWEEN LECTURES IS HIGHLY IMPORTANT AND THERE’S ONLY ONE PLACE TO GO TO- THE TAPRI.




YOU CAN NEVER FORGET TO BUY A CHEWING GUM OR A MOUTH FRESHENER BEFORE GOING HOME. AND BY NOW YOU’RE SO USED TO IT THAT IF ONE DAY YOU DON’T SMOKE, YOU STILL BUY IT.




YOU’VE TRIED TO QUIT SMOKING ONLY FOR ONE PERSON – THE ONE YOU LOVED TRULY MADLY DEEPLY.




THERE’S ALWAYS A LIGHTER IN YOUR POCKET OR A MATCH BOX.




ALL YOUR FRIENDS KNOW YOU’LL ALWAYS HAVE A SPARE CIGARETTE AND A MATCH BOX TOO.




YOUR MOM HAS CAUGHT YOU N NUMBER OF TIMES BUT YOU ALWAYS DENY SAYING, “DOST FUKTE HAI MOM, MAIN NAHI.”




YOU’VE A CREDIT POLICY THAT WORKS FOR YOU AT THE TAPRI. HE ALSO KNOWS THAT YOU WOULDN’T MISS A DAY WITHOUT VISITING HIM.




THE ONLY FRIEND YOU FEEL YOU’VE WHEN YOU’RE FEELING LONELY IS – YOUR SUTTA.




YOU OFTEN ENTER THE MOVIE THEATER LATE SO YOU CAN MISS THE ‘SMOKING KILLS’ AD.




AFTER EVERY SIX MONTH YOU PROMISE YOURSELF TO QUIT SMOKING AND CAN’T KEEP UP WITH IT EVEN FOR 6 DAYS.




YOU OFTEN GET OUT OF THE HOUSE AT NIGHT AND TELL YOUR MOM YOU’RE GOING TO A FRIEND’S PLACE, WHICH IN REALITY IS JUST A ‘VISIT TO A TAPRI’




WHENEVER YOU MEET YOUR FRIENDS FOR GROUP STUDY, THERE ARE HARDLY ANY STUDIES THAT ACTUALLY HAPPEN WITH TONS OF ‘SMOKE BREAKS’.




WHENEVER YOU PLAN TO GO OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS YOU ONLY LOOK FOR PLACES THAT HAVE SMOKING ROOMS.




THE FEAR OF CANCER OFTEN SCARES YOU BUT A DAY WITHOUT A CIGARETTE ALMOST KILLS YOU.



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